Do cats sense, with their extraordinary powers, the REM or dream stage of sleep, which occurs just before awakening, or are they simply hungry?
It all started with tiny white paws caressing my chin, which was barely exposed by the bed covers. After a few seconds, the caresses became a 3 pound purring Ear Muff which quickly morphed into a purring furry Neck Warmer. This triggered a HOT FLASH, causing me to move desperately seeking cool air. Said movement then attracted an 11 pound Bladder Weight, which immediately started licking the Neck Warmer while her whiskers tickled my face. Soon I was surrounded by a saliva drenched Purring Scarf. I don’t particularly like this aroma, however, in less than a minute, the purring ceased, replaced by soft cat snores. The Bladder Weight became a Leg Warmer, evidently settling in for a long snooze.
I am awake now and there is little chance of me falling back to sleep: I have to pee!